The following is a personal anecdote from Johnson Malone, a
powerful and well-respected King in Butlr. I, his lowly mechanical manservant,
his 'robotic butler' has taken the liberty of transcribing it for him and
publishing it on the net for his various admirers to read. It is a glimpse into
the life of a royalty– rich, famous, and living the dream.
I woke up this morning to the gentle chirping of my Micronesian
Kingfisher birds outside my window. I bought them yesterday for a hefty price
from a rare and exotic animals dealer named Girabaldi. He was a funny,
mustached man who specializes in exotic birds. Normally he doesn’t make house
calls, especially to private islands, but he made an exception for me when I
offered to fly him over in my new RAH-66 Comanche helicopter.
You know, rare animal dealers are an odd breed. When
speaking with Girabaldi I couldn’t help but imagine what it would be like to
deal in the rare and exotic animals. It’s funny, I began to think of the odd
requests he must get and the all the bizarre locations he must go to gather up
his inventory. During the conversation he mentioned trips to Ecuador, Brazil,
and Somalia to capture specific species of birds. It was hard to imagine this
little mustached fellow tramping through rainforests and jungle, tracking down
rare birds. Anyways, it all made me think maybe I’d like to try my hand at rare
animal dealing. I asked (my) Butlr Bot what he thought of it the idea; he told
me it was easily possible and booked me a trip to the Brazilian rainforests and
hired a group of world renown poachers to help me track, capture, (but not
kill!) the rare animals I desire. I think first I will go for a Capuchin Monkey
. . .
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