
So you have a big bag of money? Well let's talk about how you will spend it . . .
The modern millionaire’s dilemma: “How
do I get from one yacht to another in a quick, efficient, and stylish manner”?
The answer is very simple, and only $99,500. A jetpack! The Jetlev R200 is a
hydro-powered jetpack and perfect for traversing small water-filled with
spaces. No millionaire fantasy is complete without it.
Another dilemma of the modern
millionaire is the inevitable boredom of disco rooms. Dancing is fun for a
while, but then it grows dull. You need something to entertain you while you
dance. Well how about a giant aquarium? I mean what’s the fun of being rich if
you cannot dance under the swimming colors of an aquarium?
A third dilemma of the modern
millionaire: “How can I help the common man”? Well perhaps the best way, is
guiding forlorn sailors to the safety of shore. You can purchase a lighthouse
and lead a solitary existence being a beacon of hope for those lost at sea (Warning:
This is a serious job. Minimal sick days are allowed. One must also possess
knowledge of how to change a light bulb).

Cheers!
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